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Berserker Blend 3oz Bottle

$12.99
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A fierce blend of spices that'll make you go mildly berserk. Rub generously on Beef, Pork, or Chicken, or Salmon.

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A fierce blend of spices that'll make you go mildly berserk. Rub generously on Beef, Pork, or Chicken, or Salmon.

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- Alleged Testimonies -

  • Side Effects

    "Had a healthy dose of Berserker Blend and proceeded to Rage Clean my entire kitchen.”
    – Jane K. [Angry Cleaner]

  • I'm Livid...

    ”I'd discounted the spicy claims; then noted a simmering sentiment creep up on me after consumption."
    – John S. [Unsuspecting Man]

  • Travel Issues

    “I subdued my Road Rage years ago; it flared up on me after this stuff hit.”
    – Anne L. [Relapsed Driver]